Prince Philip on Marriage

July 21st, 2008

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

- Prince Philip

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Anne Lamott on God & Religion

July 21st, 2008

You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

- Anne Lamott

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Bill Vaughan on Nature

July 20th, 2008

It’s hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn’t own water skis or a snorkel.

- Bill Vaughan

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Bob Verdi on Sports

July 20th, 2008

The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.

- Bob Verdi

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Jose Ortega y Gasset on Life

July 20th, 2008

Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.

- Jose Ortega y Gasset

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Theodore Roosevelt on Wisdom

July 19th, 2008

Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

- Theodore Roosevelt

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Saint Augustine on Time

July 19th, 2008

What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know.

- Saint Augustine

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Blaine Lee on Business

July 19th, 2008

What we actually learn, from any given set of circumstances, determines whether we become increasingly powerless or more powerful.

- Blaine Lee

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Emily Bronte on Love

July 19th, 2008

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

- Emily Bronte

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George William Curtis on Science

July 18th, 2008

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

- George William Curtis

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