Mark Twain on Humor
December 17th, 2006There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he’s good, the older he gets, the better he writes.
- Mickey Spillane
A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman.
- Wallace Stevens
All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was.
- Toni Morrison
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
- Irwin Corey
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
- Sydney J. Harris
Poetry is language at its most distilled and most powerful.
- Rita Dove
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
- George Bernard Shaw
Religion is essentially the art and the theory of the remaking of man. Man is not a finished creation.
- Edmund Burke
Do not trust people. They are capable of greatness.
- Stanislaw Lem