Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
- Gene Spafford
I was a woman in a man’s world. I was a Democrat in a Republican administration. I was an intellectual in a world of bureaucrats. I talked differently. This may have made me a bit like an ink blot.
- Jeane J. Kirkpatrick
Are you really sure that a floor can’t also be a ceiling?
- M. C. Escher
I met someone on the street who said wasn’t it great that we’re going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it’s so American.
- Andy Warhol
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
- Bill Watterson
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
- George Bernard Shaw
When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
- Edward W. Howe
If you’re in a bad situation, don’t worry it’ll change. If you’re in a good situation, don’t worry it’ll change.
- John A. Simone, Sr.
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
- Arthur C. Clarke
Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
- Zora Neale Hurston
