Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category

Katarina Witt on Sports

Monday, September 1st, 2008

When I go out on the ice, I just think about my skating. I forget it is a competition.

- Katarina Witt

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Jim Bishop on Sports

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

- Jim Bishop

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Hunter S. Thompson on Sports

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

- Hunter S. Thompson

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Ambrose Bierce on Sports

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

- Ambrose Bierce

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Rodney Dangerfield on Sports

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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George Deukmejian on Sports

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

- George Deukmejian

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Phil Jackson on Sports

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Approach the game with no preset agendas and you’ll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts.

- Phil Jackson

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Peter Ueberroth on Sports

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

- Peter Ueberroth

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Herbert Hoover on Sports

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.

- Herbert Hoover

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Martin Mull on Sports

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

- Martin Mull

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