The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

I have lost this battle but I will win the war.

‘Twas Game Six of the Series when out of the sky, Flew Sergio’s parachute, a Met banner held high. His goal was to spur our home team to success, Burst Beantown’s balloon claiming Sox were the best.

Boxing has become America’s tragic theater.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.