Archive for the ‘Marriage’ Category

Prince Philip on Marriage

Monday, July 21st, 2008

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

- Prince Philip

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Helen Rowland on Marriage

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

- Helen Rowland

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James H. Boren on Marriage

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

- James H. Boren

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Alan King on Marriage

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

- Alan King

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Joseph Joubert on Marriage

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

- Joseph Joubert

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Oscar Wilde on Marriage

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

- Oscar Wilde

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Zsa Zsa Gabor on Marriage

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Peter De Vries on Marriage

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

- Peter De Vries

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Helen Rowland on Marriage

Monday, May 5th, 2008

It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it’s separating himself from all the others.

- Helen Rowland

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Alan King on Marriage

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

- Alan King

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