Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.