Lee Grant on Marriage
Monday, August 25th, 2008I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
- Lee Grant
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Socrates on Marriage
Friday, August 22nd, 2008My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Joey Adams on Marriage
Sunday, August 10th, 2008A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams
George Jessel on Marriage
Sunday, August 3rd, 2008The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
- George Jessel
Prince Philip on Marriage
Monday, July 21st, 2008When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip
Helen Rowland on Marriage
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
James H. Boren on Marriage
Saturday, June 14th, 2008A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
- James H. Boren
Alan King on Marriage
Thursday, June 12th, 2008Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
- Alan King
Joseph Joubert on Marriage
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
- Joseph Joubert
Oscar Wilde on Marriage
Friday, May 23rd, 2008How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
- Oscar Wilde
