If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

When humor goes, there goes civilization.