Archive for 'Humor'

Lily Tomlin on Humor

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

- Lily Tomlin

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Peter De Vries on Humor

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

- Peter De Vries

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Groucho Marx on Humor

Humor is reason gone mad.

- Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx on Humor

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx

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Larry Gelbart on Humor

One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.

- Larry Gelbart

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Harry S. Truman on Humor

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

- Harry S. Truman

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Edward Albee on Humor

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

- Edward Albee

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Groucho Marx on Humor

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

- Groucho Marx

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Lily Tomlin on Humor

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

- Lily Tomlin

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Erma Bombeck on Humor

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

- Erma Bombeck

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