Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.

I don’t invent characters because the Almightly has already invented millions. Just like experts at fingerprints do not create fingerprints but learn how to read them.

Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.

So-called art restoration is at least as tricky as brain surgery. Most pictures expire under scalpel and sponge.

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a peace conference, you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.