Paula Poundstone on Humor
I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
- Paula Poundstone
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I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
- Paula Poundstone
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
- Lily Tomlin
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Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.
- John Foster Dulles
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We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
- Milton Friedman
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Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains.
- Diane Ackerman
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams
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People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
- Rogers Hornsby
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
- Bertrand Russell
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I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else – I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.
- Elizabeth II
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